Yeah, I said it. You know you were thinking it. Seriously, first she dumps poor Jason and then when he gets his own show, she shows up. Because she's the type who wants her cake and wants to eat it too. What a bitch.
You know what else I'm thinking? I love ABC. Seriously. Not only have they come up with The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, they "scour" the country for the biggest fame whores and hot men (who are also whores) who are conveniently willing to find love. On TV. On a private jet. In the Bahamas. With a Doctor/Prince/Navy Officer/Englishman. Seriously, some of these twits would probably fall in love with a monkey if plied with enough alcohol.
Of course, I have some "favorites" this year. "Skeletor" is a particularly tragic character. Her husband was killed in a plane crash (which is terrible). I'm glad she had a plastic surgeon on hand to console herself with and make sure that life insurance didn't go to waste. Poor "Visualization Boards" probably didn't visualize getting the boot on national TV, but really, they're all so deluded (and drunk), that none of them can comprehend why. "But we had a connection..." Oh, and "Baby Momma" who left her 14 month old to be on the show. Really. 14 months. She won the "Send One Girl Home" contest by a landslide, only to not really be sent home. "Baby Momma" is now Pissed Off, and should be very pleasant for the others to live with.
Honestly, it was only lukewarm. It was like every other first episode, just killed 2 hours of my night. Until ABC pulled out their Ace (of Spades, the one with the poisonous dagger), the return of Deanna. Wow. Holy, holy shit. I'm shocked, appalled, and absolutely fucking giddy with excitement. This really will be the "Most Dramatic Season Yet!"
YAY! Monday nights have a whole new meaning...
(If you don't understand what I'm talking about, then this may not be the blog for you.)
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