Thursday, August 05, 2010


Friend: "I literally live for the time of day that i sit down in front of the my pjs..and have my makes me so happy"

Me: "Yes, it's what heaven feels like"

Tuesday, August 03, 2010


Friend: "what do u think michele duggars boobs look like after 19 pregnancies and breastfeeding"

Me: "What about her pussy? Bet she can't use tampons. Her body just automatically births them right back out."