... because I'm not having fun unless I'm offending someone.
Thursday, August 05, 2010
Friend: "I literally live for the time of day that i sit down in front of the tv..in my pjs..and have my phone..it makes me so happy"
Me: "Yes, it's what heaven feels like"
Tuesday, August 03, 2010
Friend: "what do u think michele duggars boobs look like after 19 pregnancies and breastfeeding"
Me: "What about her pussy? Bet she can't use tampons. Her body just automatically births them right back out."