... because I'm not having fun unless I'm offending someone.
Thursday, August 05, 2010
Friend: "I literally live for the time of day that i sit down in front of the tv..in my pjs..and have my phone..it makes me so happy"
Me: "Yes, it's what heaven feels like"
Tuesday, August 03, 2010
Friend: "what do u think michele duggars boobs look like after 19 pregnancies and breastfeeding"
Me: "What about her pussy? Bet she can't use tampons. Her body just automatically births them right back out."
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Hello Captain Obvious
Our boys play soccer on Tuesday nights and we usually force feed them a peanut butter & jelly sammich before they head out... Tonight I said to my husband:
"I thought you were making the pb & js?"
And he replied, "I can't find any jelly".
Is It Just Me Or Are You Totally Stupid??
Seriously? That really needed to happen?