So... I don't want to be that Mommy, you know the one who's child is magnificent and gifted and can do everything better than yours, buuuutttt... My 2 year old said "Douche Bag" today! I know! He's sooo smart.
I mean it's not the alphabet or counting (which he actually can do, a little), but I think "Douche Bag" is a little advanced for a toddler. It's no "stupid-head" or "butt-face", "Douche Bag" is an adult level insult. Listen to all the cool kids. It's what everyone is saying.
So my little guy may not be reading or pissing glitter, but he can cuss your kid out!
(Ha! I win!)